- Biblical scholars recently unearthed a previously unknown gospel written by a disciple named “Rusty”.
- If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant’s soil every six months, the plant will not wilt.
- The number of words in the Bible divided by the number of verses equals exactly 666.
- Winnie the Pooh was originally named “Winnie the Pee”.
- After extensive study of the Shroud of Turin, it has now been theorized that Jesus had muttonchops.
- Citizens in Ohio unsuccessfully tried to start a charitable organization called “The Salvation Coast Guard”.
- By law, all globes in Australia are displayed upside down.
- If you notify the flight attendant that it’s your birthday, most airlines will let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
- Bonnie and Clyde had another partner named Harold who was unfortunately killed in their first holdup.
- The last words of 47% of American men are “Hey, watch this!”.
- Beethoven wasn’t really deaf, but only pretended to be deaf when his mother-in-law was around.
- One-third of explorers who’ve visited both the North and South Poles developed bipolar disorder.
- The Q-Tip was developed after serious design flaws were found in both the O-Tip and the P-Tip.
- Mr. Rogers was a sniper in the Vietnam War.
- Alan Shepard was the only astronaut to leave his wallet on the moon.
- 22% of airline pilots have a child named “Roger”.
- BMW is developing a side-view mirror in which objects may be farther away than they appear.
- No death-row inmate has ever asked for tofu as his last meal.
- In the Blackfoot Indian language, there is no translation for the name “Clarence”.
- Orville Wright was the first member of the mile-high club.
- The earliest rocking chairs only rocked forward.
- If you make a cow laugh hard enough, milk will come out of its nose.
- By 2012, Pizza Hut hopes to focus less on pizza sales and more on its hut business.
- According to a recently found artifact, it appears that Mary and Joseph’s second choice for a name was Larry.
- To create a nurturing, non-judgmental atmosphere, many math teachers now tell children that no numbers are truly negative.
- A strict vegan will not indicate nonsense by using the word “baloney”.
- A Wisconsin man was beaten by an angry mob because he asked for “no cheese” on his Whopper.
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