I found some of the below songs on a few websites that claimed they’re actual song titles. I know that a few of them are real, but I didn’t bother to check them all. Even if they’re not actual song titles, who cares. They’re still pretty funny.
- There Ain’t Enough Room In My Fruit Of The Looms To Hold All My Lovin’ For You
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
- I Ain’t Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Sure Woke Up With A Few
- I Kissed Her On The Lips, And Left Her Behind For You
- I’d Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Spend Another Night With You
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him Now
- Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off
- How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
- I Never Really Loved You, I Just Drank Too Much
- She Broke My Heart, So I Busted Her Jaw
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