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May 05

A teacher in Michigan asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. Little Johnny says, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’ The teacher says, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’ Johnny says, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’ The teacher asks him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my mom’s a Republican and my dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican’.

The teacher asks, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’ With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.’

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Apr 30

Bucket List

Well, I’m going to start a new category today – the “Bucket List”. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the term. It’s a list you make of all the things that you want to do before you “kick the bucket.” There was a movie by the same name that came out in 2007 and starred Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. I just got the movie recently and watched it with my wife the other day.

I began thinking of compiling a bucket list last Fall. I don’t recall ever thinking too much about one before that. As you grow up, especially in your teenage years and early adult life, you don’t worry a whole lot about the future. There’s a certain feeling of immortality in those years and the idea that you’re going to die someday is pretty much pushed back into your subconscious somewhere. As you get older and begin to see more of your family, friends and acquaintances passing away, the idea of dying becomes more relevant. I think I’m at that point. The below bucket list is certainly not the final one, by any means. It’s more of a first cut of things that came to mind, initially. They’re not in any particular order. I’ll probably add more things as they come to mind.

Do you have a bucket list? If so, what sort of things do you have?

Bucket List

  • Run a marathon (completed 10/18/2009)
  • Run the Boston Marathon (completed 4/19/2010)
  • Watch a shuttle launch (completed 4/5/2010)
  • Go to Mt. Rushmore
  • Go to Australia
  • Go skydiving
  • Hike the Grand Canyon
  • Compete in a triathlon
  • Attend a session of Congress
  • Go white-water rafting
  • Ride in a hot air balloon
  • Celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary
  • Walk my daughter down the aisle
  • Have a grandchild
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Apr 24

Me

Another bucket list item bites the dust. I completed the Boston Marathon last Monday. After raining on both Saturday and Sunday, the weather cleared up on Monday. The temperature was about 45° at the start and warmed up to about 55° by the end of the race. It was a little windy in spots, but all in all, a pretty good day for running. The race started in the little town of Hopkinton at 10am. My wife and I stayed at a hotel near this town and I took the hotel shuttle to the starting line. I arrived there at 9am and spent the hour or so before the race in the Athlete’s Village. The village was located on the grounds at the local school. There were several big white tents with bagels, bananas, power bars, coffee, Gatorade, water, etc. Music was blaring, the sun was shining, and there were hundreds of porta-potties for the runners. Just before the start of the race, a group of fighter jets from the local military unit flew overhead and made it to Boston in just about 4 minutes (cheaters!).

About 30 minutes before the race, they came on the PA system and told the runners to start heading for the starting line. The Athlete’s Village is about ¾ of a mile from the actual starting line. As you start the walk, you can feel the excitement and tension building. As you near the line, you enter your starting corral based on your bib number. When the race starts, it may take a few minutes before you actually begin to get into a racing stride, depending on how far back in the pack you are. With around 25,000 runners, it’s a little crowded, particularly at the start. As you’re running and looking down the racecourse, it looks like a solid wall of humanity with little heads constantly bobbing up and down. The first couple of miles are a little bit crowded, but after that, things spread out enough to where there’s plenty of room to run without constantly bumping into each other.

The run went pretty well during the first half of the race. At the 13-mile mark, you pass by Wellesley College. I think just about every girl there had a sign that said, “Kiss Me.” They were all there cheering us on and it was a pretty loud group of ladies. There were several guys that did take the girls up on their offer. However, since this was Hillary Clinton’s alma mater, I politely declined their offer. At the 14-mile mark, my calf muscles started to lock up on me. As some of you know, I injured my back two months before the race and I couldn’t run for a whole month. I was only able to run a total of 60-70 miles over the 2-month period leading up to the race. Most runners training for a marathon will run that much in only 1-2 weeks. My muscles just didn’t have the strength built up in them to handle a 26-mile run. For miles 14 to 23, I would run until my muscles cramped up and then walk until they un-cramped enough to start another short run. By the 23rd mile, my calf muscles completely locked up and I was unable to run any more. I then finished the last 3 miles by walking as fast as I could. When I got within about 100 feet of the finish line, I made my best impression of a running movement, and crossed the line with my arms raised up in victory.

Considering my situation, I’m pretty pleased that I was able to finish the race. It would have been nice to be more competitive, but it just wasn’t meant to be. I managed to get a copy of me crossing the finish line from a video feed from the local NBC station in Boston. The video below isn’t the greatest quality, but you can see me hobbling across the line.

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Apr 11

Boston Marathon CardOne week from tomorrow is the 114th running of the Boston Marathon. I got my official Boston Marathon race packet in the mail last week. My bib pickup card is what you see on the left. I’ve decided to run in it, after all. I was able to get an 18-mile run in about 10 days ago and a 10-mile run in last Saturday. The 18-mile run was a tough one, but considering the little training that I’ve done over the past month, it was bearable. Like I said in a previous post, I’ve given up on trying to run any kind of competitive time. I’m just going to be happy if I can finish it.

Hopefully, a week from now, I can say that I successfully completed it. As much of a physical challenge that this race will be for me, I’m still pretty excited about competing in it. Running alongside half-a-million cheering spectators is not something that you get to do every day. It’ll definitely be an experience to remember!

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Apr 07

Within Temptation

Within Temptation is a Dutch band that hails from the Netherlands. Their musical genre can best be described as symphonic rock. There’s definitely a good dose of orchestra backup on many of their songs. They began as a musical group back in 1996 while they were still in college. The main singer is Sharon Den Adel and she has an outstanding voice with quite a vocal range. They’ve released about a half-dozen albums so far. In 2008, they performed live with the Metropole Orchestra in Rotterdam and released an album called Black Symphony. Based on some of the video recordings available on YouTube, it was a pretty spectacular event with quite a pyrotechnic display throughout the concert.

If you’re looking for a little change of pace in your musical repertoire, this band is definitely worth a listen. Some of their videos are pretty cool. Below are three of my favorites.

To go to their official website, click here.

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Mar 27

Obama - No Hope

Wow. What a demonstration of leadership. A Democratic president was able to get an overwhelmingly Democratic House and Democratic Senate to pass a bill giving the federal government even more power over the American people. Gee, that’s sort of like being in awe if Jane Fonda was able to get most Hollywood celebrities to donate to a liberal cause. Not that hard, folks. Yet that’s exactly what’s happened. The mainstream media are falling all over themselves touting what a great leader he is. I’m waiting now for some Democratic politician or liberal talking head to submit a proposal for Obama to be added to Mt. Rushmore. This guy is pathetic. He’s never led a day in his life and he still doesn’t know what it means to lead. His advisors give him the policy of the week (or more appropriately “weak”), and he goes out and tries to sell it. There’s absolutely no coherent strategy in anything this administration is doing, unless, of course, you want to call Socialism a strategy. However, that’s not a strategy – it’s an ideology.

To further demonstrate how inept this man is as a leader, he goes out and gives a speech where he clearly is mocking his adversaries. There’s nothing wrong with a President going out and trying to sell his plan. However, it’s so un-presidential to act like a child by trying to belittle the Republicans. He’s out there gloating and acting like an immature teenager after winning something. Taunting Republicans that want to repeal this bill by saying to them, “Go for it” is pretty weak as a strategy, if you ask me. He is the most arrogant and out of touch president in history. He and his Democratic cohorts didn’t listen to the majority of American people when they told them that they didn’t want this boondoggle of a bill. He is so completely ego-driven, it’s unbelievable.

If we get any more of his misguided policies shoved down our throats and put into law, this country will cease to be the United States of America, as we know it. For all intent and purposes, we will become the United Socialist States of America. Obama has clearly pushed the tiller to the left. Will this country be able to right itself before it’s too late?

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Mar 22

iPods

Four weeks from today is the 110th running of the Boston Marathon. Right now, I’d say my chances are about 10 to 1 against running in it. As I mentioned in a post last month, I injured my back. I’ve gone to the chiropractor 13 times over the past month trying to get my back into a position that will allow me to run. I ran a short 6-mile run last Wednesday and a 12-mile run on Friday. It was a real challenge just to get the 12-mile run done. With almost no running for the better part of the last month, I’m really not in any kind of shape to tackle a marathon. I should be running 40-50 miles per week right now and I have only run about 20 miles in the last month. If I was on a normal training schedule, I should be doing a 20-mile run this week and then taper down my runs the last three weeks before the race. What I’m going to try and do is an 18-mile run this week and a 20-mile run next week. If I can accomplish that without injuring myself, I’ll probably do the marathon. However, instead of running with the idea of getting done in a certain timeframe, my goal will be to just try and finish. There’s no way I can be competitive. At this point, I’ll just have to be satisfied with running in the race and finishing it.

Today I’ll be going on my 6-mile run and on Thursday or Friday I’ll do the 18-miler. I’m still excited that I might yet get a chance to run in the Boston Marathon. Two weeks ago I was pretty sure it was out of the question. Maybe there’s still some hope. Plus, I just got a pair of Boston Marathon running shorts and a shirt for my birthday from my wife and daughter. Maybe that was just what I needed to get me in the right frame of mind. We’ll know for sure in a week or so.

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Mar 18

Ann Coulter

There’s a great article by Ann Coulter on the current Obamacare legislation in Congress. I realize she can be a very polarizing figure in some of the things that she says and does. Her columns are usually dripping with sarcasm. However, her recent column is as clear and concise of a response to the Democratic proposal as you’ll likely find anywhere. If you’re looking for a straightforward way to quickly improve healthcare, this is it. It would require no bureaucratic involvement and could be implemented immediately. There would be zero burden to the taxpayer. Anyone with an IQ greater than dirt should be able to understand what she’s saying.

Below is her unedited column.



My Healthcare Plan

Liberals keep complaining that Republicans don’t have a plan for reforming health care in America. I have a plan!

It’s a one-page bill creating a free market in health insurance. Let’s all pause here for a moment so liberals can Google the term “free market.”

Nearly every problem with health care in this country — apart from trial lawyers and out-of-date magazines in doctors’ waiting rooms — would be solved by my plan.

In the first sentence, Congress will amend the McCarran-Ferguson Act to allow interstate competition in health insurance.

We can’t have a free market in health insurance until Congress eliminates the antitrust exemption protecting health insurance companies from competition. If Democrats really wanted to punish insurance companies, which they manifestly do not, they’d make insurers compete.

The very next sentence of my bill provides that the exclusive regulator of insurance companies will be the state where the company’s home office is. Every insurance company in the country would incorporate in the state with the fewest government mandates, just as most corporations are based in Delaware today.

That’s the only way to bypass idiotic state mandates, requiring all insurance plans offered in the state to cover, for example, the Zone Diet, sex-change operations, and whatever it is that poor Heidi Montag has done to herself this week.

President Obama says we need national health care because Natoma Canfield of Ohio had to drop her insurance when she couldn’t afford the $6,700 premiums, and now she’s got cancer.

Much as I admire Obama’s use of terminally ill human beings as political props, let me point out here that perhaps Natoma could have afforded insurance had she not been required by Ohio’s state insurance mandates to purchase a plan that covers infertility treatments and unlimited OB/GYN visits, among other things.

It sounds like Natoma could have used a plan that covered only the basics — you know, things like cancer.

The third sentence of my bill would prohibit the federal government from regulating insurance companies, except for normal laws and regulations that apply to all companies.
Freed from onerous state and federal mandates turning insurance companies into public utilities, insurers would be allowed to offer a whole smorgasbord of insurance plans, finally giving consumers a choice.

Instead of Harry Reid deciding whether your insurance plan covers Viagra, this decision would be made by you, the consumer. (I apologize for using the terms “Harry Reid” and “Viagra” in the same sentence. I promise that won’t happen again.)

Instead of insurance companies jumping to the tune of politicians bought by health-care lobbyists, they would jump to tune of hundreds of millions of Americans buying health insurance on the free market.

Hypochondriac liberals could still buy the aromatherapy plan and normal people would be able to buy plans that only cover things such as major illness, accidents and disease. (Again — things like Natoma Canfield’s cancer.)

This would, in effect, transform medical insurance into … a form of insurance!

My bill will solve nearly every problem allegedly addressed by ObamaCare — and mine entails zero cost to the taxpayer. Indeed, a free market in health insurance would produce major tax savings as layers of government bureaucrats, unnecessary to medical service in America, get fired.

For example, in a free market, the government wouldn’t need to prohibit insurance companies from excluding “pre-existing conditions.”

Of course, an insurance company has to be able to refuse NEW customers with “pre-existing conditions.” Otherwise, everyone would just wait to get sick to buy insurance. It’s the same reason you can’t buy fire insurance on a house that’s already on fire.

That isn’t an “insurance company”; it’s what’s known as a “Christian charity.”

What Democrats are insinuating when they denounce exclusions of “pre-existing conditions” is an insurance company using the “pre-existing condition” ruse to deny coverage to a current policy holder — someone who’s been paying into the plan, year after year.

Any insurance company operating in the free market that pulled that trick wouldn’t stay in business long.

If hotels were as heavily regulated as health insurance is, right now I’d be explaining to you why the government doesn’t need to mandate that hotels offer rooms with beds. If they didn’t, they’d go out of business.

I’m sure people who lived in the old Soviet Union thought it was crazy to leave groceries to the free market. (“But what if they don’t stock the food we want?”)

The market is a more powerful enforcement mechanism than indolent government bureaucrats. If you don’t believe me, ask Toyota about six months from now.

Right now, insurance companies are protected by government regulations from having to honor their contracts. Violating contracts isn’t so easy when competitors are lurking, ready to steal your customers.

In addition to saving taxpayer money and providing better health insurance, my plan also saves trees by being 2,199 pages shorter than the Democrats’ plan.

Feel free to steal it, Republicans!


To go to Ann Coulter’s original article, click here.

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Mar 09

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign that reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, ‘What may we do for you, my son?’

He answers, ‘I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business…’

‘Very well, my son. Please follow me.’ He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, ‘Please knock on this door.’

He does so, and another nun in a long habit holding a tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, ‘Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.’

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

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Feb 28

Bob Moore

Let’s end the month of February on a high note. There’s a gentleman named Bob Moore who owns a business in Milwaukie, Oregon called Bob’s Red Mill Natural Foods. He started the business with his wife, Charlee, in 1978. It’s grown steadily over the years and is a multi-million dollar operation with over 200 employees. This month he celebrated his 81st birthday. Normally, the person celebrating their birthday gets all the presents. However, in this case, the tables were turned – and in a big way. Bob unveiled an Employee Stock Ownership Plan that effectively gave the ownership of the company to his employees. Any employee who has been working there for at least three years is a fully vested owner. How about that for showing employee appreciation?

Here’s another good example of why you still have to have hope in the human spirit when most of what you hear on the news is about corruption and human failings. We definitely need to hear more about the Bob Moores out there.

To read more on this story in The Oregonian newspaper, click here.

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